Best Funny Jokes for Teens or Kids in English

Funny Jokes for Teens

Ant and Elephant Funny Jokes for Teens -

Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says, "We’ll kill him!”
Other one says, "We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“Leave it friends, we are three and the helpless elephant is alone..!!”:-)

Funny Jokes for Teens

Height of Hope -

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

Student Question -

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

A Grave Encounter Funny Jokes for Teens -

After trick-or-treating, ? An teen takes an easy route home through the burial ground. Most of the way over, he's frightened by a tapping clamor originating from the cloudy shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots ? An elderly person with a hammer and chisel, wearing down a headstone. -“I thought you were a ghost,” ? Says the relieved teen. “What are you ?doing working so late?”-“Oh, those idiots,” grumbles the old man. “They misspelled my name!”

DON`T LISTEN TO ADVISE Jokes in English -

I want to give you one advise, if you want to be successful in life. – What is your advise? – Don`t listen to anybody`s advises.

QUIT SMOKING WITH CANDIES English Jokes New -

I tried everything, but can`t quit smoking, – one friend complaining to the other.– Did you try candies? – friend asks.– Yes, I did, but I can`t light them up.

FIRST AND LAST JUMP Funny Jokes in English -

Two guys are talking after they did a parachute jump:– I just did two jumps, – one guy says.– How come, – the other guy wonders, – you jumped only once now?!– It was my first and last jump.

SHE NEEDS ONLY AQUARIUS -

Mother of 11 children
said that to complete her collection
she needs only Aquarius.-

EVERY YEAR Very Funny Jokes in English -

Teacher to a student: - When
is your birthday?
Student: -October 5th.
Teacher: - What year?
Student: - Every year.

TOO BAD WE HAVE A BIG AGE DIFFERENCE Funny Jokes for Teens -

- A little boy came home from school, and his father asked him:
- Well, tell me! How’s your new teacher? -I liked her. Too bad that we have such a big age difference

Jokes For Kids in English…CAN I BEAT HIM UP THEN -

Mom, can I go outside and play with Peter?- No, he’s a bad boy.
- Can I beat him up then?

ONLY YOURS Kids Jokes - 

Little daughter asking her father :
– Daddy, did your mother ever hit you?– No, only yours.

Jokes for Kids

WHO IS YOUR FATHER Kids Jokes-

Little boy runs into precinct:– Officer, faster, somebody is beating my father outside!!!
Police officer goes outside and see that two guys beating each other up.– I`ll break them up, but who is your father?– That`s what they are trying to figure out right now.

I STILL NEED TO LOSE FEW POUNDS Jokes in English -

You lost a lot of weight.

Yes, at work they generally pay late, I work extended periods of time 7 days a week, my manager is shocking… … .– So for what reason don't you change your job.– I can't, despite everything I have to lose few pounds.

NOT ENOUGH LUNCHES English Jokes -

After the flight took off, it suddenly seems that they took only forty lunches for
a hundred passengers.

Flight attendant announces: -  Anyone who graciously give up lunch in support of other passengers will receive free
drinks throughout the flight. An hour later, the flight attendant declares again: - If any of the passengers changed their mind, we are glad to announce: we still have thirty eight lunches left….

7-8 CARS Funny Jokes -

- What does it take for you to learn how to drive?
- Well, I think maybe 7-8.
- What, months?
- No, cars.

YOUR OWN STUPID THINGS Stupid Jokes -

The best way not to listen to other people's stupidity - to tell your claim inept things.

PENGUINS-SWALLOWS -

Penguins it’s swallows which ate after 6 pm.

HOW MUCH MONEY? Funny Jokes for Teens -

Parents got letter from their son. He study in university in a different city.

After perusing the letter spouse is asking husband :

Do you need to realize what is he writing in the letter about? - No, just reveal to me how a lot of cash is he asking for.

STUPID FISHERMAN? -

One guy strolling beside a lake and sees the other person sitting on a dock and holding stay with a bit of rope imagining that he is fishing.

He asks him :
- What are you doing ?
- If you give me 5 dollars , I`ll tell you.
The guy was so curious about what the hell is he doing , so he gives him 5 dollars.
- Can`t you see – I am fishing !!!
- What are you stupid to fish with a stick and piece of rope on it ?!
- Maybe I am stupid , but I have 100 – 120 dollars in my pocket every day !!!

FEEL YOURSELF LIKE AT HOME -

- Come in, feel yourself like at home. You can vacuum and wash the dishes.

THE BEST WAY TO WAKE UP FAMOUS -

The best way to wake up famous – is going to sleep famous.

CONFUSED HER NAME -

- Natasha, why are you angry?
- Because I’m Anna.

Funny Jokes For Teens

LAZY DOG Funny Jokes for Teens -

- You know , my dog became very lazy !!!
- What are you talking about? What is it?
- Before when she wanted me to walk her she was bringing the leash and now she brings car keys.

HARD QUESTIONS Funny Jokes in English -

 It`s very hard to deal with our kids now a days, – one father complaining to another. – Before I didn`t know how to answer on their questions, and now I don`t even understand what are they asking.

BABY IN A DENTIST OFFICE "Son Mother Jokes -

Mother with her son in a dentist office.
Mother: Baby, please would you be able to open your mouth and state "Aaa" , so the specialist can take his finger out.



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