37 Best Funny Jokes for Kids and Children Just Awesome

37 Funny Jokes for Kids Just Awesome। Best Jokes for ChildrenThese are the awesome funny Jokes for Kids here I included in this post. With this you will be so entertained. That's make you lough. Here is the best Jokes for Children


Jokes for Kids



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Jokes for Children


#1
What did one Pencil say to the other pencil ?

You are looking so Sharp !



Jokes For Kids
Jokes for Kids


#2
What time do you go to the Dentist?

Tooth-hurt!



Jokes For Kids
 Jokes for Children


#3
What do you call Cheese mat is hot yours?

Nacho Cheese!


#4
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Nom nom nom…



Jokes For Kids
Jokes for Kids 


#5
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A Dino-snore?


#6 
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Olive!
Olive Who?

I live right next door to you!



Jokes For Kids
Funny Jokes for Kids


#7
What do you call a Fish with no eyes?

A fsh!



Jokes For Kids
Jokes for Children


#8
Why can't you give else a Balloon?

Cos' she'll let it go!



#9
What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a Rooster?

Cockerpoodledoo!


#10
Why are Ghosts bad liars?

Because, You can see right through them!



Jokes For Kids
Jokes for Kids


#11
What did the Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Do you smell Carrots?


#12
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Wooden Shoe!
Wooden Shoe Who?

Would not you like to hear another joke!


#13
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Cash!
Cash Who?

Oh ! No thanks, But I would like a peanut!


#14
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Ash!
Ash Who?

Bless you!


#15
Knock Knock,
Who's There?
Tank!
Tank Who?

You're welcome!



Jokes For Kids
 Jokes for Children


#16
What do you get when you cross a Cow and a Duck?

Milk and Quakers!


#17
What do you call a fake Pasta?

Impasta!


#18
What do you call a Cow that can play Guitar?

A Mooo-sician!


#19
Have you heard the one about the Skunk?

Never mind, it Stinks!



Jokes For Kids
Jokes for Kids 


#20
Why did the Policeman give the Sheep a ticket?

Because, He was a baaaad driver!


#21
How do you get straight A' s?

By using a Ruler!


#22
Why did the Music Teacher need a Ladder?

To reach the High Notes!


#23
What Fish only swims at night?

A Starfish !



Jokes For Kids
Jokes for Kids 


#24
Why are the Teddy Bears never hungry?

Because, They are always Stuffed!


#25
What do you call a Pig thief?

A Ham burglar!


#26
How do Bees get to School?

They take the School Buzz!


#27
What do you get when you cross a Robot and a Tractor?

A Transformer!


#28
What kind of key opens Banana?

A Monkey!


#29
Why do Golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!


#30
What did the Penny say to the other Penny?

We make perfect Cents!



#31
Why don't Skeletons fight each other?

Because, They don't have the Guts!


#32
What kind of Button won't unbutton?

A Bellybutton!


#33
What did the Blanket say to the Bed?

Don't Worry, I have got you covered!


#34
What did the Little Mountain say to the Big Mountain?

Hi, Cliff!


#35
What Farm Animal keeps the best time?

A Watchdog!


#36
What kind of Lion never roars?

A Dandelion!


#37
Why did the boy bring a Ladder to school?

Because, He wanted to go to High School!


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